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Hi, Mom.

“I’ve got a good mind to throw it all away. After all, what is it worth anymore?” –Frou Frou-

 One day into this & already I miss eatin’ good in the neighborhood...

...and girls with cleavage so plunging Niagara Falls looks wimpy...

 ...and couches & sleeping bags with someone special...

...and absolute idiocy & hilarity in all aspects, namely on-camera...

...and just being happy every single day without cease.

“I want life in every word to the extent that it’s absurd.” –The Postal Service-

 Back in action! Break's highlight's included:

·   Fracturing my coccyx (a.k.a. my tailbone), Napoleon-Dynamite’s-grandma style in a sledding fiasco the day after Christmas. Adam & I hit a ramp & it didn’t go so well. I’m sitting on an inflatable donut which, as you can imagine, does tons for my self-esteem.

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·   The best New Year’s yet, which consisted of dinner at Damon’s & a party at Liz’s- beer galore, a bottle of Boone’s, chips & cheese and all sorts of various chicanery. I slept in a closet in a sleeping bag made for one person that certainly did not fit two. Woke up more hungover than a bum who filled up his beggar’s cup.

·   Spending Christmas with the Schauer clan- I ate ham like a true gentile & Adam got me the third season of Dawson’s Creek on DVD. We took his sister with us to see Meet The Fockers & overall it was a fabulous celebration of the birth of a saviour who is not mine.

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·   Quitting my job at Kaufmann’s because I absolutely despised it. I tried to quit once & they wouldn’t let me (I got walked all over) & so I left a letter under the door apologizing but saying that I wouldn’t be in the next day or at all. Merry Christmas Eve, Kaufmann’s.

 Annnnd I’m really too tired to say much else. I’m watching The 4400 on DVD- a Chanukah present to myself!

 5 days until relief from the discomfort of Athens that’s already settling in…

“Oh, how I truly wish I could keep hanging around here

But my joy is covering me

Soon I must disappear.” –Bright Eyes-

 Heyyyy, big spender. I’ve recently become Sarah Jessica Parker. Orrrr Heyjulsiscoo. I’ve bought two purses, a watch & a sweater for myself… isn’t this the season of giving? To people who aren’t yourself? Anyways, I’m currently obsessed with Guess- Juls, is than an embarrassing brand? Or am I still cool? I don’t know these fashionista things, but I figure that a bazillion bucks in paris Hilton's pocket can't be (too) wrong.

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 It’s snowing like we’re Antarctica. Seriously, Cuyahoga Falls must lie upon a polar ice cap, because it’s snowing in mass quantities. Sledding, who’s in? Adam, I found my snow pants, sucka- bring it on, Mother Nature!

 My mom bought us the new U2 CD so that I can build upon my blossoming love for the middle-aged Bono. Wait, what’s his first name? I have no clue. My guess would be that it is probably Catorce.

[[[ Rock (my world) & roll! ]]]

 I have a heart murmur. I had to have a test today which felt like my rib cage was caving in. It made my stomach turn to watch my heart pumping on a little screen- something about that is so gross. Pray for me that nothing is wrong, okay?

 Everyone’s favorite Japanese girl is back in town & rockin’ a new tongue piercing which promptly made me gag, but I love her bundles & it’s amazing having her “home.” It feels like normal, like no one ever left & nothing ever changed & everything is not so broken...

 Merry Christmas, everyone!

Lots of love,

Katy